Massive shake up at Tour de Froth

In an unprecedented shake-up at the Tour de Froth HQ in sunny Geneva Switzerland, Les Spectacle has fired the entire staff of 326 people including “That fucking mailroom guy.” The new corporate spokesperson, Tony Hayward, issued an apology to TDF fans about the cancelled and rescheduled stages stating that the “erratic behavior of the organizing committee has undermined an institution which has defined bicycle racing for over two centuries. We will reschedule and conduct the regular tour schedule in this order: stage 5 oregon to be announced in the next 2 weeks, followed by stage four and then stage three. This will go as smoothly as a precision drilling operation.” Fans of TDF have become restless in recent months at the lack of communication and conflicting messages from the TDF committee. President Les Spectacles commented “If the fans want racing then in addition to feeding them cake, we will give them racing.”

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